A more seasoned couple is lying in bed one morning, having recently stirred from a decent night’s rest. He grasps her hand and she answers, “Don’t contact me.”
“Why not?” he inquires. She replies back, “Since I’m dead.” The spouse says, “What are you referring to? We’re both lying here in bed together and conversing with each other.”
According to she, “No, I’m most certainly dead.”He demands, “You’re not dead. What on earth compels you believe you’re dead?” “Since I got up toward the beginning of today and nothing stings.”