The unfortunate man asks the rich man, “What are you getting your
spouse this Christmas?” The rich man answers, “Precious stone studs and a Mercedes.” The unfortunate man inquires,
“For what reason are you getting her two gifts?” The rich man says,
“Indeed, in the event that she could do without the studs then she can head to the store and trade them.”
The unfortunate man gestures. Then, at that point, the rich man asks him, “So the thing would you say you are getting your better half this year?”
The unfortunate man mulls over everything briefly and answers,
“A couple of shoes and a dildo.”
The rich man inquires, “Why those two things?”
The unfortunate man keenly reponds, “Along these lines, on the off chance that she doesn’t
like the shoes she can go f*ck herself.”