A person is perusing his paper when his better half strolls up behind him and smacks him on the rear of the head with a skillet.
He inquires, “What was that for?” According to she, “I found a piece of paper in your pocket with Betty Sue composed on it.”
According to he, “Jeez, honey, recollect last week when I went to the track? Betty Sue was the name of the pony I went there to wager on.”
She shrugs and leaves. After three days he is perusing his paper when she strolls up behind him and smacks him on the rear of the head again with the griddle.
He inquires, “What was that for?” She replies, “Your pony called.”