Keanu Reeves is perhaps of the most delightful, most certifiable individuals in Hollywood. Whoopi Goldberg, then again, was as of late casted a ballot “most couldn’t stand individual” in Hollywood, a differentiation no one is by all accounts ready to disprove.
Reeves was decided to introduce the current year’s Lifetime Accomplishment grant by the television Creation Panel, a job he was respected to take on… until he heard that he’d need to share the stage and present the honor to Whoopi Goldberg.
“She’s not a decent individual,” expressed Reeves in a voice that nearly seemed like he was tending to Rufus outside the Circle K, “I would rather not be recognized as the person who committed that error.”
Justin Timberlake, Wynona Ryder, and Gloria Estefan likewise declined. They’re actually standing by to hear back from Jackie and Kelso, who frantically need something else to occur in their lives, however no one is by all accounts ready to track down them.
“We accept those two are presumably in a gorge some place in the wake of losing their virtual entertainment following to the most exceedingly terrible conciliatory sentiment video at any point recorded,” said Gorge Commander Joe Barron of the 136th Marine Paralegal Unit, “We’re about to begin here in LA and go from one gorge to another until we track down them.”
Others accept that they may likewise be in a shallower thing, like a trench or even a puddle, however everybody concurs they are possible dead from humiliation, joining their professions. Topher Effortlessness was inaccessible for input, by and by leaving his poise in one piece.
Reeves said it’s basically impossible that he’ll adjust his perspective, regardless of how imbecilic the story gets. God Favor America.