Spouse: honey can you please help me cleaning the nursery.
Spouse: do I seem to be a nursery worker?
Spouse: Ooh sorry honey, alright then fix the restroom entryway.
Spouse: do I seem to be a woodworker?… ..
Then spouse leaves, subsequent to returning from were he went, he found the nursery cleaned and the entryway fixed.
Spouse: I realized my better half will do this without anyone else… .!
Spouse: no its not me.
Spouse: who then, at that point!
Spouse: our neighbor
Spouse: you paid him how much?
Spouse: No, he just gave me two choices, bread or sex… .
Spouse: I trust u gave him bread Wife: do I look like a bakery!!!!