One had a Doberman and the other had a Chihuahua. As they walked down the road, the person with Doberman told his companion, “How about we head toward that bar and get something to drink.”
The person with the Chihuahua said, “We can’t go in there. We have canines with us.”
The one with the Doberman said, “Simply take cues from me.”
They strolled over to the bar and the person with the Doberman puts on a couple of dim glasses and began to stroll in.
The bouncer at the entryway said, “Sorry, Macintosh, no pets permitted.”
The man with the Doberman said, “You don’t have any idea. This is my Seeing-Eye canine.”
The bouncer said, “A Doberman pinscher?”
The man said, “OK, they’re utilizing them now. They’re generally excellent.”
The bouncer expressed, “Enter.”
The pal with the Chihuahua figured what on God’s green earth, so he put on a couple of dull glasses and began to stroll in. He realized his future more staggering.
By and by the bouncer said, “Sorry, buddy, no pets permitted.” The man with the Chihuahua said, “You don’t have the foggiest idea. This is my Seeing-Eye canine.”
The bouncer said, “A Chihuahua?”
The man with the Chihuahua said, “A Chihuahua? They gave me a fu*king Chihuahua?”